F*ck you, F*ck you, You're cool, F*ck you, I'm out

My brother just IM'ed me about this girl he went on a quasi-date w/ to a coffee shop where they talked for 5 hours. I can't remember the last time I met a guy (or girl for that matter) that I wanted to talk to for 5 hours. He's just so open minded about finding "love" (I use quotes b/c I'm bitter and jaded). Even though his last relationship left him heart broken. I just wanted to go to the girl and say, "Don't be an idiot, don't you know a good thing when it's staring you in the face?" I just love my brother, I don't want him to feel that kind of pain. Why wouldn't any girl like him? He's funny, attractive (I don't mean this in a creepy "Flowers in the Attic" kind of way...just an observation), sweet, honest...all the good qualities you would look for in a person. He could use a little more motivation, but who am I to say sh*t on that subject. I guess I'm just really protective and want him to be happy. Can I get a collective "aaahhh"...
So Ashley and I played a little Scrabble last night (I can't help myself...I must play until I win...unfortunately, I still need to keep playing) while watching "Half Baked"...Dave Chappelle=funniest man ever. Anyway, Ashley posed an interesting question (interesting to me...I don't know if anyone else cares)...What kind of words do Jen and Brad use in Scrabble? I've read that this is a game they play often w/ their friends, so it's a legitimate, if not unimportant, question. I'm curious...are the words complex? Do they take advantage of the double and triple word score? Or is it like something from a movie where all their words are like "pretty" and "rich" and other things that could describe their fabulous lifestyle. Hmmmm....
Last night I decided not to leave the tv on as I fell asleep (mainly b/c there was nothing on but infomercials). I couldn't fall asleep, thoughts kept stirring in my head, keeping me awake. Finally, I had to turn it on and my only option was "Oprah"...the topic was cheating husbands and if they cheat b/c there is an emotional distance in the relationship. To this I say bullsh*t. There's never an excuse to cheat. Period. I don't want to hear "she didn't pay enough attention to me" or "she didn't have sex with me 3 times a week"...fine, I get it, but get a f*cking divorce then find someone else who will blow you every night before dinner. It's not like marriage is a sacred thing. Divorce is an option...join the majority. "We stayed together for the kids"...f*ck you. Kids are smarter than you think...they're not oblivious. What am I talking about? My parents are still together and happy for the most part....or maybe just content w/ their lack of other options.
A couple weeks ago I pondered what preview played an acoustic version of "Everlasting Love" by what sounded like U2...and now I know the answer. It's "Wimbledon", a movie I will not be seeing, but at least now I have solved the mystery. I'm such a sleuth.
This is such a long post.
Last thing....Scrubs. Oh god, how I love this show. Sure, it's a little goofy now for my taste, but every show goes a little downhill after a few years, what else can you expect? I know this is going to shock you all, but I have a thing for Zach Braff. Seriously, I do. I want to make love on him. Back to the show...I'm typically not a fan of Heather Graham's, she seems like the type of girl who would do porn if she weren't already famous (she probably has)...but I like her character. Well, like might be the wrong word, but at least she doesn't annoy me. I'm going to just slip this in here, maybe no one will see it, but we watched "Trading Spouses" last night. Lowest form of television...and I liked it. I might as well kill myself now, it's all downhill from here.
R.